- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's blue? The sky.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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