- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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