- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

All of these jokes are about white people

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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