Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

You had better thumbs up this post.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Asians

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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