Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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ask me if im a door yes

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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