Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Knock Knock Come in

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Tucker Rivera

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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