Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

12 niqqa 12.

N-E Pats never cheated

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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