- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Your gay

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

We found a cure for cancer. Death

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

bangers and mash?

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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