- Anti Joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.