- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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