An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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