What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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