- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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