- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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