- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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