You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Feminism

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Women's Rights

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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