What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did the fish say after he

what came first the chicken or the chips

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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