Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Anti Joke

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