- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

The WNBA.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

the game

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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