- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A midget walked under a bar.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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