Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

read me write me

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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