- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

WNBA

get in the car.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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