Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

knock knock who's there ?

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock knock

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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