When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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