- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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