Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Laugh.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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