Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What happened to the fish? It drowned

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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