Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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