Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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