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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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I'm sn otter

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Jersey Shore.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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