Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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