- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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