- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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