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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

how much fish could a chicken

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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