- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

think twice or at least think

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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