- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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