- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock knock It's open, come in

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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