- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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