What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

women's rights.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

who is really lanky? james cornish

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

why did you poop because you are a poop

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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