whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

get in the car.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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