- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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