- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally