A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Julian Ha.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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