- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

get in the car.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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