How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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