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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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