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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What is a jew in space? Dead

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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