- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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