- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Uh... What was emulating again?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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