Dumb

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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anus

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