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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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