What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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