- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Apple juice.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

what are you mike bibby?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

silver bullet?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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