- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

whats chinese noodles

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Where's my tractor?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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