- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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