- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how much fish could a chicken

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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