- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I named my son ps2 controller

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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