Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whose your daddy? Not me

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

A gay man watches football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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