- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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