The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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can you touch your toes? no

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Bob Saget that is all

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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sadf

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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