A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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baskets

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Knock knock.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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