- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Knock knock Go away

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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