Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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