Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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