- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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