Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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