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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

I like touching my boobs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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