roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Pickles are moist.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Are you a tree

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

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