- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

batman has diarrhea

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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