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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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