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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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