KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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