Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Your sex life.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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8===D

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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