Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

say it ten times fast: oh

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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