- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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