- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What do I hate? people

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

LO AND BEHOLD!

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What? Huh?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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