- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I have read the terms and conditions

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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