Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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