roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Horse.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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