Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

womens rights

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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