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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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