- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What black and has children A black man

once upon a time, it snowed

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why so serious ?

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

i saw amango it splootered

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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