Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What is funnier than 24 69

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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