- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's blue? The sky.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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