- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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