- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

http://adf.ly/C8MqG

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??