Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

The Princess is in another castle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Trump will make America great again.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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