- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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