- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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