Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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A women in the kitchen.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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