- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A russian gives away vodka.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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