- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock knock. Get out!!

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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